CrimLaw

She can't be convicted of manslaughter. She wasn't driving; she was only giving a blowjob to the guy behind the wheel. See, the guy's pants were down when he was thrown out of the car and killed.

Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."

Oh my.