15 June 2012

Overheard in Courtroom: Maturity Thy Name Be Not Orange

A male and female are sitting in the courtroom waiting for court to start in their orange jump suits:

Female:  How old are you?

Male:  30.

Female:  There have been a lot of 30 year olds flirting with me lately.

Male:  Something wrong with that?

Female:  No. I like older guys. They're more mature. . . Except maybe you, since you're in jail and all.

Male:  So what are you a Tennessee fan?

Female:  No, I'm more of a Kentucky fan, but I do like watching Tennessee during football season.

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