1) Labour's going to cut crime 15%. Heck, they might even get votes on this side of the Atlantic if they can follow through on that.
2) A Monday in court, PD style.
3) DUI quotas? Say it ain't so . . .
4) Crime is all the parents' fault. Because we all know that teens and young folks have no free will.
5) Hey, if you flirt with public defenders it can't be used against you in court.
6) Who's guilty of what?
7) A probation hearing from a (drafted) prosecutor's point of view.
8) CSI is making people expect the prosecutor to actually provide evidence. Shocking! Absolutely shocking, I say!!
9) I forgot is not an excuse for those who don't register as sex offenders. I've had people tell me this before. I've even had people whom I believe tell me this before. It doesn't make much of a difference when you step in front of the judge.
10) A five hour interrogation just might not wash with a jury.
11) DUI road blocks don't work (and they don't; they catch the folks who wouldn't have been pulled over by an officer because they weren't driving erratically). But they'll still be used because they make MADD happy.
12) Now, this is a heck of a bluff. A little over the top though. If I was the kid the computer'd get wiped down and dumped in a lake, ocean, or sewage facility. Maybe I'd even go out in the woods and bury it. It's not like some dog or wild critter would dig up its bones and bring them where someone would see them. But I sure as heck ain't turning it in if the world is going to come down on me like that.