1) Doughnut truck.
2) Zipped in a suitcase and stowed with other cargo - then coming out and stealing from other suitcases.
3) Don't smoke while stealing gasoline.
4) 3 kegs.
5) Don't try to steal from someone carrying a big steel trashcan.
6) Car thief who deserves every last second of the 8 years he got.
7) 10 tons of cheese.
8) 50 parakeets.
9) If you're going to be a professional thief, turn on your headlights as you drive away.
10) As always, someone steals from a church.
11) One-legged, wheel chair bound truck thief.
12) Prom Dress stakeout.
13) Stealing library books using a child's name.