1. A year at Yale.
2. A gawdawful ugly statue (seen right). The appropriate punishment? Make the thief keep it.
3. Medical records.
4. ID theft (1, 2, 3, 4)
5. Human organs.
6. Metal (1, 2, 3)
7. Money from McDonalds (when you don't turn in the money earned for several days someone will become suspicious).
8. Gas cans.
9. Actual gasoline.
10. Vintage racing bikes.
11. Televisions.
12. Cigarettes and cigars.
13. Farm equipment.
14. A bull: "A Westmoreland taxi operator was arrested after a cow's carcass was found in his taxi Tuesday morning."
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