1) A new way of getting fingerprints, even after they've been wiped off.
2) Trying hard to get a lump of coal for Christmas.
3) Speaking of Christmas, the annual rise in crime is here.
4) If someone spills hot chocolate on you watch your wallet.
5) A priest runs down the guy stealing the poor box.
6) The Brits are arguing over whether to put juvenile delinquents in Institutions or academies.
7) If you can't stop gang leaders by imprisoning the you can always sue.
8) 165 Nigerian women in British prisons.