"Whatdaya mean its not running? We just replaced the hamster wheel Tuesday!"
Due to recent budget cutbacks, the entire fleet has been upgraded. Not only are the new vehicles fuel efficient, but they can be parked in turnstiles as well. Officers who complain will be issued roller skates -- and required to pay the parking difference since the roller skates are larger.
Jose realized that the new take-home car program was not as great as he thought it would be.
Officers debate the wisdom of the new "tow-the-suspect" cruiser.
Coeburn PD Chief examines the newest Chevy Cobalt.
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