Posted by Ken Lammers - - 5 comments

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  1. Steve says:

    "Whatdaya mean its not running? We just replaced the hamster wheel Tuesday!"

  2. Anonymous says:

    Due to recent budget cutbacks, the entire fleet has been upgraded. Not only are the new vehicles fuel efficient, but they can be parked in turnstiles as well. Officers who complain will be issued roller skates -- and required to pay the parking difference since the roller skates are larger.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Jose realized that the new take-home car program was not as great as he thought it would be.

  4. BMNB says:

    Officers debate the wisdom of the new "tow-the-suspect" cruiser.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Coeburn PD Chief examines the newest Chevy Cobalt.