DrugLaw

1) Trying to smuggle cocaine into jail by hiding it in Bibles. Because we've all wanted to be able to stand in front of St. Peter and say, "Yes, I did some really bad and stupid things in my life but at least I didn't do that." (Do you think snitching will earn points in Heaven the way it does in the justice system?)

2) Grandparents turn parent in for getting two year old high on cocaine.

3) A narcolepsy drug may help people break their cocaine addictions:

In addition to blunting cocaine's notorious cravings, modafinil might also counter the damage that cocaine wreaks on users' brain circuits - damage that in turn fuels the cycle of addiction.

4) The methadone's just supposed to stop heroin addiction. Nobody said it was meant to stop cocaine and marijuana use. (BTW - yes, at least the way my clients refer to it, it's "the methadone" not simply "methadone": i.e. I'm on the methadone.)

5) In Montana a man is trying to take refuge in the State's medical marijuana exception. The problem is that the 4 pounds he was caught with is a little more than the ounce allowed by law. Oh, and apparently he's not a Montanan. You'll never guess what State he's from . . .