1) Sorry, Mr. Prosecutor. He's too short to go to prison.
I can't wait to try that argument.
2) Slapping the police officer is pretty much a one way ticket to jail.
3) Maine mandates that we all must love homeless people.
4) Half the pubs have cocaine residue.
5. Yeah, I'd probably be suspicious that someone was a drug mule if he flew in with pickled fish filets.