1) "There are no three fat guys, one with a beard, floating around in a stationwagon attacking young maidens in Morrinsville."
2) "DA Wants to Deter Crime" - As opposed to the rest of us in prosecutor offices, who want to see it run rampant and out of control.
3) Castrating your ex's cat with a boxcutter - eye for an eye time?
4) So, your dealer sold you imitation cocaine. What can you do? Well, you could call the police.
5) Hell hath no fury like your angry wife who knows about the stolen $180,000 Aston Martin in your garage.
6) Pig Latin is not going to keep the prison guards from understanding your phone conversation.