1) 120 tons of salt? And where, pray tell, do you fence that?
2) Don't sleep on the job - especially when you are in the middle of a theft.
3) And I thought only Santa had to worry about getting stuck in the chimney.
4) If you are going to steal copper wire while it is hot . . .
5) Aw, that's sweet. He stole the perfume for his girl.