27 October 2008

Theft: Salt to Perfume

1) 120 tons of salt? And where, pray tell, do you fence that?

2) Don't sleep on the job - especially when you are in the middle of a theft.

3) And I thought only Santa had to worry about getting stuck in the chimney.

4) If you are going to steal copper wire while it is hot . . .

5) Aw, that's sweet. He stole the perfume for his girl.

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