1) Great, the youngins are going to be huff zombies.
2) Solicit a child, get 100 years.
3) If you went to prison before 1995 you are eligible for parole, but you ain't getting it.
4) If you can't be tried because you're incompetent it doesn't get you set free.
5) I don't car how stupid the other driver is - don't do this.