20 July 2010

The Milk of Human Compassion

Defense Attorney: You know, we need to teach Ken compassion. If you just had some faith in your fellow man you wouldn't want to stick these people in prison.

Me: If I had any faith in humanity, I'd be married and have kids. You need to speak to Bob if you want compassion. He's the one with a wife and kids.

Bob: I don't have any faith in humanity because I have a wife and kids . . .

1 comment:

JB5 said...

Have to agree with Bob on this one. I've had two wives and one kid.