20 October 2011

The Monster Mash

Gotta love transcripts:
Mr. Lammers: "Your Honor, the defendant, John Smith, is monster-ably a danger to the citizens of Pitcairn County.
However, I will say that the transcript is equal opportunity. Just a little later there was this from the defense attorney's argument:
Defense Attorney: "Judge, even people who are convicted of actual burglaries don't get that kind of sentence. This is only an attempt, an incurred offense."

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