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10 January 2004

They're smuggling hamburgers into Singapore.
Author: Ken Lammers on 1/10/2004
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Virginia CrimLaw

  • LAWS
  • Va.'s Versions of Mayhem (malicious wounding et al): 4 In One Statute ~ Graphic
  • Aggravated Malicious Wounding
  • THEFT CRIME
  • Defining Larceny
  • Types of Larceny (Grand is now $1,000)
  • Attempts and Conspiracies
  • Theft from a Spouse
  • Theft of Lost Items
  • Abandoned, Lost or Mislaid
  • Theft From Dead People
  • Theft of Papers (Checks)
  • Theft of Social Services
  • Theft of Animals
  • Theft of Coal or Trees
  • Multiple Larcenies - One Item Taken
  • Felony Petit Larceny - 3d Offense
  • Stealing Electronic Items
  • Stolen Value: Electronic Items
  • Stolen Value: Price Tags
  • Stolen Value: No Price Tags
  • ...
  • Sexting
  • Farm Use Abuse
  • Emotional Support Animals
  • Service Dog Fraud
  • The Moped Exception
  • Rape by Lie: 1 ~ 2 ~ 3
  • No Intent Needed
  • Arresting in a House
  • Common Law Trespass
  • Certificate of Analysis Introduction
  • Probable Cause: Car Passengers
  • Detaining Car Passengers
  • No Weekend Jail on Felonies
  • Obstruction of Justice Limited
  • No Trifurcation
  • No More Beer at the Barbeque
  • Respondeat Superior
  • DUI & Reckless Driving
  • Outlawry Outlawed
  • Felony 2d Degree Murder
  • Banishment
  • Computer Fraud
  • Insta-Deputy
  • Principals, Accessories, and Conspirators
  • PROCEDURE
  • Appeals by a Prosecutor
  • OUTSIDE PROSECUTORS
  • Attorney General - Limited Authority
  • Attorney General v. Commonwealth Attorney
  • Private Prosecutors - Limitations
  • Private Prosecutor - Case Law
  • BOND / BAIL
  • Bond Hearing
  • Extent of Bond
  • Appealing a Bond
  • Bond Reform - Still Need Bondsmen
  • . . .
  • Using Statements Made During Plea Negotiations: 1 ~ 2a ~ 2b ~ 2c
  • 1st Hearing is Not an Arraignment
  • Detainers
  • Subpoena
  • Bill of Particulars
  • Telling Jurors the Punishment Range
  • Juries and Election Day
  • Invoking Right to Attorney in Virginia
  • Who Prosecutes Misdemeanors?
  • Expungement
  • Surrebuttal
  • Virginia's Reasonable Doubt
  • Reasonable Doubt II
  • Instruction: Right to Arm
  • Virginia Castle Doctrine1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ~
  • Dismissed with Prejudice
  • SENTENCING
  • I. Limitations on Right of Judge to Alter a Sentence
  • II. Limitations on Right of Judge to Alter a Sentence
  • III. Limitations on Right of Judge to Alter a Sentence
  • Probation & Suspended Time
  • ADVISEMENT
  • Advisement Confirmed by Supreme Court
  • Advisement per Supreme Court
  • Advisement in Virginia
  • . . .
  • Restitution in Traffic Cases
  • Withdrawal of Guilty Plea
  • Probation Sentencing Guidelines
  • Using Jurors to Challenge a Sentence
  • Jury v. Judge (sentencing roles)
  • Limits on Evidence Presentable to a Jury
  • Jury Sentencing Possibilities
  • &CETERA
  • Witnesses & Writ of Actual Innocence
  • Domestic Battery & Firearm Possession
  • Domestic Battery & Testimony I
  • Domestic Battery & Testimony II
  • Domestic Battery & Testimony III
  • Domestic Battery & Testimony IV
  • Shall Doesn't Mean Shall
  • Just Following Orders
  • Lycurgus Not Welcome in Virginia

Legal Theory

  • DOUBLE JEOPARDY
  • Double Jeopardy - Blockburger / Garrett
  • Double Jeopardy - Virginia Statute
  • Double Jeopardy - Legislative Intent
  • PROACTIVE POLICING
  • Proactive Policing - Rise and Decline
  • Proactive Policing - Broken Windows
  • Proactive Policing - Other Explanations
  • COMMON LAW
  • Common Law - USA Problems
  • Common Law - Federal Withdrawal
  • Common Law - The Model Penal Code Failure
  • The Only USA Common Law - Supreme Court Constitutional Precedent
  • . . .
  • Best Way to Choose a Judge
  • What's a Prosecutor?
  • Checking Prosecutorial Power
  • Defense Attorney Purpose
  • Plea Agreement Actualities
  • The Big 4: Why I can't Go To Jail: 1 ~ 2
  • How I Judge Statutes
  • Gateway Drugs
  • Virginia Right to Bear Arms
  • Succubistic Bigworditis
  • Doctrine of Chances
  • Alternative Sentencing Flaws
  • Restorative Justice in Domestic Courts
  • Liquor Use Laws
  • How to Fix Va.'s Court of Appeals
  • Punishment Scale
  • Punishment Scale Explained
  • Punishment: There but for the Grace of God
  • Heavy Sentences (1)
  • Heavy Sentences (2)
  • Probation
  • Parole is a Never Ending Sentencing Hearing
  • Beyond a Reasonable Doubt - The abandonment of Moral Certainty
  • Change Felonies to Misdemeanors
  • Do Justice?
  • Kentucky v. Virginia
  • Must Prosecutors Disprove Affirmative Defenses?
  • Drug Schedules & Punishment
  • Defendants & Situational Sincerity
  • 1) Immorality in Pleading Not Guilty
  • 2) Immorality of Pleading Not Guilty
  • Posner v. Hart & Strict Liability
  • More Posner & Strict Liability
  • Pre-Stare Decisis
  • Let Juries Find People Innocent
  • Tell Jury Elements Pretrial
  • Falsity of Malum Prohibitum (1)
  • Falsity of Malum Prohibitum (2)
  • Falsity of Malum Prohibitum (3)
  • Brady
  • Writ of Spite & Hatred
  • Various Riot Acts
  • Tazers
  • Finding of Innocent
  • No Appellate Oral Arguments
  • CrimJustice Purpose
  • Pro Se Defendants
  • Misdirecting the Police
  • Stress Seekers?
  • Plea Agreement
  • Faking Probable Cause I
  • Faking Probable Cause II
  • Faking Probable Cause III
  • Faking Probable Cause IV
  • Legalese: Name Changes
  • How Could We Best Select a Judge
  • RICO & Bin Laden
  • Requirement of Defense Attorneys
  • Should Lawyers Make Clients Confess?
  • Crummy Hired Defense Attorneys
  • Noble Defense?

Specific Cases

  • Jones:Trespass = Search
  • Shatzer:4th Amendment Expiration Date
  • Gant: Limiting Car Searches
  • Montejo: No more 6th Amendment Protections
  • Padilla & the Prosecutor
  • Ventris: Allowing Unconstitutional Questioning
  • Carroll Doctrine

Practice Tips

  • Opening Statements
  • Advice for New Prosecutor1 ~ 2a ~ 2b ~ 2c ~ 2d
  • Prosecutors Can't Talk to Defendants

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2008
CrimLaw Prosecutorial Corollary #1
Paranoia
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2009
Buy Me Dinner First
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Paperwork Closing Argument
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Hallway Confrontation
My Testosterone is Dead
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Never Ending Guilty Plea
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