Don't Drink and Prosecute

The things lawyers do:

Tasker had been drinking with friends and thought it would be funny to shed his clothes and run to a friend's car in the parking lot of a Key West motel.

But Tasker apparently got in the back seat of a car occupied by a woman waiting for her boyfriend. The woman screamed and her boyfriend appeared. After the woman called 911, a Key West police officer found Tasker in the middle of the parking lot.

And this guy was a prosecutor. "Was", I think, probably being the important word in that sentence. You can't do something that silly (or at least get caught) until you join the private side.

This story found and gleefully appropriated from SW Va Law. If you read it here you are now subject to an adhesion contract requiring you to go check out his blog.