1) How hard can it be to find a truck full of stuffed Goofys?
2) Identity theft in the UK.
3) "Mom, I need a ride to the robbery . . ."
4) The "DDOS Mafia"?
5) Police surrender to the "Sandal Mafia"?
6) A prostitution web site run from China? Well, okay, a prostitution web site which used to be run from China.
7) "Rap mogul Marion "Suge" Knight was booked on suspicion of violating his parole after police found marijuana in his truck during a traffic stop, authorities said yesterday." And, boy-o-boy, won't that be a fun hearing?
8) If you break into a grave they will arrest you, even if your motives are benign.