20 May 2007

The Strange and Silly

1) Would you trade 18 years of your life for $5 million and a standing ovation from your State legislature?

2) DON'T PUT YOUR ILLEGAL AND UNREPENTANT ACTS ON MYSPACE. You'll earn yourself 2 years.

3) Y'know, call me an unbeliever, but I'll never truly believe that many bites on a baby were to "teach him a lesson."

4) Well, it looks like Paris Hilton will only get 23 days. Not going to say anything more about all that stupidity.

5) It's never too early to recruit baby NRA members.

6) Storing a baby in the helmet container under the motorcycle's seat. LLLOOOoonnngg prison sentence needed.

7) There's a bright side to most every story. For instance, at least the police were only going to rob a drug dealer.

8) This kid just doesn't get it. Burnt once stealing he goes back and accomplishes the exact same result.

9) Need a "drink driving" expert? I guess they only drink in NZ, they must not drive drunk.

10) And just what's wrong with having the inmates come to your house and do all the drudge work?

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