We don't ghost write final orders in Virginia (at least not in criminal cases).
Just imagine the fun I could have . . .
"The Court finds that this case of egregious over-reach on the part of the prosecutor is supported by no legal precedent and is brought in exceedingly poor judgment. Therefore, this Court ORDERS that this jay-walking case be dismissed with prejudice and admonishes the prosecutor to never again dare to insinuate that any of Mr. Lammers' clients would ever do such a dastardly deed."
Of course, the world being what it is prosecutors would get to write more orders than I would. shudder ;-)