12 December 2006

Goofy Crime News

1) I wasn't trying to escape, judge, I just climbed up into the jail's ceiling to check on a broken tile.

2) And today only!!!! with every house sold we're including a state of the art AK-47.

3) If you're going to get in a gun battle with security guards in order to steal the cash boxes you might want to wait until after they put the cash in them.

4) Not the brightest idea in the world to call the police and report a robbery of your $1,000 marijuana stash.

5) It's also not too bright to impersonate an officer so that you can go bowling.

6) Steal from jail inmates - go to jail.

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