1) South Africa: 5 years after the arrest a prosecutor needs more time to prepare his case.
2) Proof that MySpace is evil: the MySpace hit feature.
3) J.K. Rowling ain't letting that manuscript out of her hands for a little thing like airplane security.
4) Do prestigious downtown biglaw law firms start out as sleazy, crooked law firms?
5) A fake male sexual organ, a store microwave, and an attempt to scam a drug test. Somehow, it didn't all work out.