19 April 2007

Skelly Finds a New Hire

Skelly has found a new guy he wants to hire, because this god who walks among men would single-handedly solve all the problems that Skelly and his ilk (y'know the factory rejects who wouldn't even know how to get to the courtroom if the secretary hadn't sewn a map on the back of their ties) cause for their clients by not being trust-fund babies with 4.0 GPA's from Yale.

And I'm sure the only reason he refused the drug test was on principle . . .

Yeah, that's the only reason . . .

There couldn't be any other reason; at least I can't think of one.

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