25 September 2004

Marijuana

1. "A Malawian man believed to be high on marijuana beheaded two women with an axe on Friday."

2. "A Southeast Portland man who was shot and wounded Monday morning by at least two men was apparently targeted for his medical marijuana."

3. Marijuana Destroyed:

a. Tulare, California - $185,200,000 / 46,412 plants.

b. Amador, California - $500,000 / 9,449 plants / 700 pounds.

c. Palo Verde Valley, California - 163 pounds.

d. Tuolumne, California - $45,000,000 / 11,308 plants.

e. Milam, Texas - $1,000,000 / 200 pounds.

f. Malibu, California - $7,000,000 / 7,000 plants.

g. New Jersey - $26,000 / 13 plants (must not grow well in chemical dumps).

4. Growing it in a cemetery almost works.

5. Sing along with me: Blame it on Canada . . .

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That ought to 'bout do it. I'm sure no one in California can get drugs now.