14 June 2005

If you are reported as doing pushups in the middle of the street and yelling at cars, the police will come.

If the police officer finds you laying in the middle of the street with only a wet pair of shorts, he will ask who you are.

If you tell officer you are God, get on your hands and kness and scream obscenities, you will get capstunned and sent to the mental hospital.

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