1) Places to hide drugs: pigeons, entertainment center, mouth, bra.
2) Should the Denver Chief of Police be fired for enforcing the laws he's sworn to enforce?
3) Don't file a false police report when someone sells you fake drugs.
4) Spanish Euros are apparently caked with cocaine.
5) 80 years old buys cocaine, but "only to help her sick son."
6) Not too bright to steal cocaine from the police.