29 October 2008

Drugs, Lap Dances, & Hill Billy Heroin

1) Heart attack linked to cocaine.

2) Immigration official and marijuana smuggler.

3) Don't tip the lap dancer with cocaine.

4) Burning the house down while growing marijuana.

5) Cracking down on doctors who prescribe too much Hill Billy heroin.

1 comment:

Blonde Justice said...

"3) Don't tip the lap dancer with cocaine."

Actually I was just reading somewhere about how bartering is becoming more popular with the current economic crisis. That baggie of cocaine might actually be more stable, monetarily, than a $20. And both can be put up your nose, how convenient.