10 August 2005

Managing Earnings

I now have a new euphemism I can use if my clients are charged with fraud: they are merely "managing earnings."

I mean, if it's good for the white collar folks it ought to be good enough for my clients and it sure sounds a lot better than lied, stole, cheated, &cetera.

1 comment:

Windypundit said...

Mmmm. Doughnuts.

Maybe you should try that last paragraph with the judge:
"While [my client] still faces serious challenges, we believe we are addressing the critical issues."