I must say, I support not arming the feline species.
As much as I love my two cats, giving them that much leverage ("give me chicken now, or your girly gets it") makes me glad that they have not yet developed opposable thumbs.
In the other hand, via observation, it appears that both of my kitties commune with a higher power, or perhaps aliens, regularly. In fact, I believe they get instructions. So, we're probably already doomed, and opening the 2nd Amendment to them won't really change anything.
Another happy kitten slave from our bleak, dystopian future,
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I must say, I support not arming the feline species.
As much as I love my two cats, giving them that much leverage ("give me chicken now, or your girly gets it") makes me glad that they have not yet developed opposable thumbs.
In the other hand, via observation, it appears that both of my kitties commune with a higher power, or perhaps aliens, regularly. In fact, I believe they get instructions. So, we're probably already doomed, and opening the 2nd Amendment to them won't really change anything.
Another happy kitten slave from our bleak, dystopian future,
--Whiskers Smith
"Dogs are slaves, cats are free citizens"
Robert A. Heinlein
I think my cats view themselves as something more than "free citizens." Probably something more along the lines of exalted members of the peerage.
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