14 April 2005

And Now For Something Completely Different . . .

Client and fiance are driving down the highway arguing. Client gets so mad that he throws fiance's purse out the window.

Miles further down the road they realize they need gas. The only problem is that all their money was in the purse. It's dark, they don't think they'll be able to find it, and they don't have the gas to go back. So they come up with a solution.

They pull into an all night gas station. Client gets out and fills the tank. As soon as he finishes he jumps back in the car and shouts, "Go!Go!Go!" Fiance hits the gas . . .

And smashes straight into the car three feet in front of her at the next pump.

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