Sadly, I've represented at least one guy in my particular county who may, over time, give this guy a run for his money. The guy is interdicted (forbidden to drink) but every time he gets out of jail his first stop is the liquor store and then he ends up right back in jail. The last time I represented him he was thrown in jail when the police found him drunk outside a doggy day care place barking back and forth with the dogs.
But at least the guy has enough sense not to drive a car. You can see him riding his bicycle around the county on the days he's out.