01 January 2008

And there will be theft . . .

1) Especially when the thief can't obey the court order not to touch cars.

2) There's a reason only Santa enters houses thru the chimney.

3) Hmmm . . . You might not want to steal from a computer expert on ebay.

4) Do you put out a bolo for strollers?

5) Steal a rare bird - get caged.

6) An Italian Mob you've never heard of controls cocaine.

7) The FBI is still looking for DB Cooper?

8) There are some places where people just aren't going to let you get away with it: Texas, Pennsylvania, Utah.

9) Y'know, they've had those instore video camera for a while now and if you're this brazen they will catch you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So the woman in Pennsylvania was charged with "robbery, aggravated assault, making terroristic threats, simple assault and reckless endangerment"
Terroristic threats? Weren't we told all those new laws were needed to combat terrorism, you know, Al Quaida et al?
I guess the prosecutor thought all the other "normal" criminal charges aren't enough for a solid plea position. Charge stacking anyone?