22 August 2003

Terrorism News

(1) Two Pakistanis sneak into the country and try to buy a one-way ticket with no luggage; when questioned, one of them walks away from the ticket counter leaving $800 behind. The only thing the government can find to charge them with is illegal entry. One suspects these two gentlemen might be "material witnesses."1

(2) If we call you a "60's radical" rather than a terrorist you get out of jail after only 20 years when you are involved in the murder of two police officers and a guard during the theft of over $1 million.

1 Hey, if we're going to abuse the law and constitution let's at least do it in the obvious cases.

No comments: